Driving To Get The Mombo This Morning...

...I was listening to the radio.

There isn't much on other than the usual drivel, so I tuned in to some gardening program. Mulch, grass, pansies; that kinda shit. Some woman called in and was complaining about the wild garlic in her yard. She wanted to get rid of it organically. The hosts tried their best to convince her that it couldn't be done. The wicked weed could only be removed chemically. She was vehement in her request that it should be possible.

I don't get this whole organic thing. So the first thing that came to my mind...buy a fucking goat. That's organic.