North Stars, New Years...

...and the like.

• Back in 1989 I lost my North Star. That thing that guides us. I will find it again this year.
  
  
• I gotta get my funny back. This other side sucks nuts.
  
  
• No more internet wimmin. Unless, of course, the QofD becomes available.
  
  
• I'm gonna get my BP down to 120/40.
  
  
• I will look at myself in the mirror again.
  
  
• I will not pay more than $200 for a piece of ass.
  
  
• And it will last more than 5 minutes.
  
  
• OK. Three.
  
  
• OK. Two. I love stamina.
  
  
• I will get a new gun. I will include it in foreplay. I'm republican.
  
  
• No more of this I'll help you shit. I'm gonna be a bastard this year. A bad, bad man.
  
  
• I'm gonna go drink the New Year in. And jerk off right-handed. Wish me luck. See ya in 2008.