I Just Heard A Rather Odd Fact On The News...

...that involved a coyote in a Quizno's sub shop in Chicago.

I have no experience with a coyote. This gentleman does, however. He doesn't have links to his most recent posts, so you'll have to hunt for it, but trust me, hee used to shoot them. I hope they didn't look like the one in the pic. That would have been a terrible waste of coyote meat, seems to me.

Nevertheless, I found it somewhat comical that a beast as fierce as a coyote would wind up in Chicago. Where the hell would they come from? And the authorities suspected it walked in the door as it was propped open. Doesn't one notice a coyote walking down the streets of Chicago, I ask? And why Quizno's and not Subway. Picky, picky coyote.

I've never seen a coyote because I've never been west of the, well, the county line. I've known some women that exhibit the same behavior, so that's all I have to go on. They found the one in Chicago huddled in the drink cooler. Perhaps thirsty from its trek through the throngs of deviants, longing for a Corona and whetting its appetite for a slab of garlic beef. I suspect the one's I've known would have been huddled over me with a butcher knife and my balls in their hands, but that's just me being Marlin Perkins...