There Are Some People That Just Confound My Ass...

...with the aires they put on under the guise of helping or enlightening people.

Any observant person would recognize right out of the box that they do so only for their own gratification and for the attention it will give them. But in my stupid book it's about as useful as digging in the garden with just the shovel handle. Useful for some things, but not the issue at hand. I'd rather they go out and buy me the square head I need for the shovel rather than showing me a better way dig in the dirt with a fucking piece of wood.

Of course, this might be overkill when I want my butt wiped...