Wednesday, March 21, 2007

I Hate These Bastards...

...and bastardesses that engage in this form of navigation.

They dress in silly outfits, they impede my travel, and I should be able to run over their asses when I encounter them without impunity.

They clog up traffic so they don't clog their arteries. Fuck that. My taxes for roads are meant to be spent so I can get from point A to point B. I'm a bikeophile and they prevent me from doing that. I'm supposed to yield to them so I don't cause traffic mayhem and do bodily harm.

I submit they should be summarily sent to the slammer for even having the gumption to wear what they do. It would make for some interesting prison pleasure.


Blogger curmudgeon said...

They pay as many road taxes as pedestrians. They should stay on the fucking sidewalk.

7:29 PM  

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