This Is Central Command...

...whereby I drum up my idiocy.

Laptop hooked up to a VPN router, smokes, wine and various and sundry manuals for the electronic gadgets I have. Spartan, but functional. Simplicity at its best.

That stain in the center of the chair, I have no clue. I can't see it under normal light. I guess my ass is leaking when I sit in the chair naked. It must be some sort of biochemical thing I'm not aware of. I sniffed it and it don't smell like ass, so I'm good.