I Watched American Idol...

...for the first time last night.

I'd heard and read some things about how hard the judges were on the contestants so I thought I'd check it out and see what all the hubbub was about.

HOLY FUCKAMOLY!! That trio isn't hard enough on some of those dipshits that think those guttural sounds emanating from their voice boxes should be considered music. What members of these contestants inner circle are encouraging them to get up on stage and make complete asses of themselves? On national TV, no less.

It's not a show I would normally watch, but I'll tune in periodically just for the comedic value. I love a good crash and burn.