I Used To Work Out...

...but I don't anymore. I drink. I was surfing through the channels today and came across some women that were jumping up and down like some horny ass dogs. I would never be able to have sex with them. I would fear for my life. A swift kick to the thorax kinda thing.

But it got me to thinking if women, or men for that matter, actually participate in that shit. In your own home would you jump around like a jackass? With your kids watching, while telling them it's for their own good. Cause what's good for mommy is good for them.

I would run to my pony and ride like the wind. Might not get anywhere, cause it's on springs. But dammit, Mom's crazy. Save the children. Contribute.