Friday Funny...

...never piss off a woman!

A wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.

With super-human strength borne of fury, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the tool shed in the back yard and put his penis in a vice. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw.
The husband was terrified, and screamed, Stop!
Stop! You’re not going to cut it off, are you?”

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the saw in her husband’s hand and said, Nope.
I’m going to set the shed on fire. You do whatever you want!!!