So March Is Coming In Like A Lion,

and we are under the gun for tonight.

But this isn't a post about the weather, as such. It's about the stupid things I heard people say about the tornado that hit the high school in Enterprise, Alabama.

• I know God kept my baby alive because she needed to eat.
  
  
• I heard something coming but I thought it was a bus.
  
  
• I know the school was built really well because it was on cinder blocks.
  
  
• I drugged two dead girls outta the school and I ain't feeling too right.
  
  
• We'll never be able to replace the grass in the stadium.
  
  
• I thought I was gonna die, but then I remembered I had a party this weekend, so I decided I wouldn't.
  
  
• God does what he does because that's what he does.
  
  
• I've never seen anything like this since Katrina. (editors note: this is Alabama)
  

Ahh well, that's what make people interesting.