I've Never Been Into Porn...

and never been to a titty bar. My philosophy has always been if I can't touch them then what's the point. This lady was apparently one of the most lucrative porn stars of the 90's. Never seen any of her work. But this isn't about porn or boobs. It's about what lengths celebrities, and regulars for that matter, will go to to keep their looks. And in the end they look like corpses. I give you this lady today...

Attractive, isn't it? Why, oh why, oh why.