Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Only In The Great Land...

...of America.



  • Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...

  • Only in America...is there braille on an ATM drive through window...

  • Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

  • Only in America...is there a box for a "blind" person to check on their tax return...

  • Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.

  • Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

  • Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...

  • Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...

  • Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place...

  • Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in greek meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking creatures"...


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