We Had A Drive-By...

...fruiting at the Wally World yesterday. Actually it was an apparent kidnapping. The suspect was tackled and, according to the local law enforcement official, he was "throwed in the back of the trunk, so we ain't sure what we got here." I know what we do have, and it doesn't include a command of the English language. What the hell, it's only my tax dollars. I be dun rantin. Me gunna go hook me up some fishes...