Who Dicked...

...my drink? I guess it's steak and shrimp tonight, and some Mac-n-Cheese. Good thing, too, cause my ass was getting tired of broccoli and brussel sprouts. Guess it goes to show you that it's all a crap shoot. Throw a 7-11 and you're in the game for a long time. Crap out and, well, ya done shit yourself. And it turns out ya didn't even have a choice in the matter. God is a devilish little creator. He temps and beguiles us, only to surreptitiously disappear with a wry grin on his face. Dammit. Let us pray...