Some Random Thoughts...

Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it that often.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

It isn't the jeans that make your butt look fat.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

Thou shall not weigh more than the refrigerator.