I've Been Looking For A Hobby...

...and I've decided on being a peeping tom. I like the name. If I get caught I can just say "Hey, I'm Tom, just a regular Joe, but my real name is Bob". And I get to wear black, my favorite color. Stealthy. And I get to see vajayjay's and boobies while I fertilize the nearby shrubery.

UPDATE: Seems someone beat me to it...just
damn...