I Have A Hard Time...

...blogging. This woman apparently does not. She has four or five, I can't remember. Just scroll to the bottom of the profile and chose one. I like turning people onto blogs that they may not have seen or read. This lady is prolific. She will bear my children. Via internet insemination. I'm storing up my swimmies as I write. They have donned their trunks and are ready for the mission. I have a therma-pak covering my loins to ensure optimal temperature. I so love technology.