Thursday, October 12, 2006

LL Brings Up An...


...an interesting point in this post. She's worried that her bosses cocks have been in a strippers ass. I can't comment on that, since mine comes out of the cave only for bathroom duty. Her main concern is twofold; 1)it's a communal bathroom and 2)why don't the menfolk wash their appendages.


Let me address these issues. I think we have all had to deal with the communal restroom. I particularly like the trough urinal. It's manly. None of this hiding behind a divider. Whoop that bad boy out and let the others fall to their knees in reverence. And if that thing has visited sanctoms unbeknownst to us, then we should lay prostrate.

And I have seen many a pisser leave without the slightest hint of washing off any dribble from the slinky. This doesn't surprise me when you think about it. Women don't have to hold anything in their hands when they tinky. They might get a little wet from the wipe, but that's about it. But their dominant hand was still in very close proximity of their nether regions. If she has some weird ass STD or crabs or the like, there's a chance there's some type of biologically destructive material left on their hand. Same for men. The shake that sucker for a few seconds and then stuff it back into the alcove. In either case, whether it's the result of going #1 or #2, there is going to be some touching of some clothing. Which means it's on their clothes. Even worse, as LL wants, there should be some hand washing afterwards. But aren't most people going to use the very hand they just did the deed with to dispense the soap? So aren't any germs they have on their hand going to be transferred to the dispenser? I'm just asking. Which is why I never wash my hands in the head. I wait until I get back to the office kitchen. I'm a compassionate person and if I'm going to pass along some e-coli or something I don't want it to be to a perfect stranger. I want to do in someone I don't like. As in my co-workers.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Hammer said...

Ahh the good ole pee trough.

I haven't seen many of those since highschool when the pee ate through the support brackets and a half full trough fell on some poor unsuspecting kids feet.

12:53 AM  
Blogger GalacticallyStupid said...

Aren't they in all sports stadiums now? I don't get out much.

1:04 AM  
Blogger QofD said...

...you mean that's not a bathtub?

8:11 PM  
Blogger GalacticallyStupid said...

If you'll crawl in there with me it can be whatever you want it to be.

8:23 PM  
Blogger curmudgeon said...

Chances are, my dick is way cleaner than the sink or handles in said public pissery.
Why take a chance by touching all that other shit?

8:30 PM  
Blogger GalacticallyStupid said...

My point exactly.

8:39 PM  
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8:39 PM  

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