Maybe I'm Misssing...
...something here. Number one, unless she's about 40 feet tall, how do they figure those talons are 25 feet? Is that collectively? Number two, why would anyone do this shit. What does she do when she has to wipe her ass? And what if she wants to, you know, manipulate herself? Aren't those kinda dangerous in those areas?
posted by GalacticallyStupid at 11:13 PM
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There is just no way that woman could properly cleanse her nether region with those claws. Either someone really loves her so much they would wash her undercarriage, or she stinks...badly. Ugh, I could go on, but that would be taking it waaaay to far. ;-)
I couldn't even get to her nails, her face scared me so much.
She should be in a circus...
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