I'm Calling For Some Congressional...

...and cultural reform. If you've been in the spotlight for ten years, you are OUT. NO more OJ, no more Seinfeld, no more Gates, no more Rather. None of them. After ten years you are not allowed to be mentioned on or in any medium. You are relegated to the dungeon of commonality. No soup for you. No windows. No gloves. No Kenneth. Gone. Make it a law.

DAMMIT, you did it again. What am I going to do with your ass? Sometimes I forget to delete it. Deal with it.