Now I Ask You...

...how is a redblooded, all-american male under the age of 35 not going to click on an image like this? All that testosterone raging around in their firm, manly nut sacks and other such places. They have juices to spill and loins to satisfy. Me, on the other hand, might as well be looking at a picture of vanilla pudding, which is what my dick pretty much functions like. A weak, wobbly, sorry excuse for an appendage that used to grace the cover of the likes of Sports Illustrated and Popular Mechanics. Oh the humanity!!