There Is Something...

...usunder in the stupid household. It must be some sort of medieval wizardly spell placed upon me in a previous life. I've lived in this hellhole lovely place for eight years and I have never once moved the furniture. I can walk around here in total darkness and never run into anything. I have a sofa that sits against a wall and parallel to that is my coffee table and chair. There's about two feet between them. Since I'm only about six inches wide it's never been a problem navigating between them. For the past five mornings I've rammed my little toe on my right foot into the foot of the sofa. I think I broke it this morning. This is what it looks like. Just damn...that SOB hurts...