OK..there's some sort of conspiracy...

...going on with toilet paper. I'm no mathematical wizard by any stretch of the imagination, but why does a four-pack of double-sided TP, with 92 sheets per role cost $2.99 and a reem of 500 sheets of printer paper cost the same thing? Are they made from different trees? I know the process in making them must be somewhat different, but holy fuckamoly. If I didn't have hemi's I swear I would wipe my butt with the printer paper. Sure seems like a Wal-Mart smiley face bargain to my ass.