I knew it was only...

...a matter of time before this shit popped up. The pundits and boneheads are now speculating whether the crises in the mideast is a sign of the end of times. It's time to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye. Jesus fucking Christ. Well, wait, maybe that's the wrong way to put it. WTF. For starters, you have to have some sort of eschatological view about the whole thing. For another, you have to have read the Book of Revelations. Either way, your ass ain't gonna get very far. Because NO ONE KNOWS. It's all speculation. Humans are humans. Always have been, always will be. We always fight, we always kill. There may be some sort of cosmic battle between god and the devil. Who am I to say. If it ends, then so be it. If it doesn't, then we'll go on doing what the hell we always do. In my opinion, I'd be more worried if things all over the world were running smoothly. That would scare my ass.