My Shit Don't...

...stink. But Oh My Dear, yes it does. There's this thing going on every Thursday in blogosphere called HNT. It stands for Half Nekkid Thursday. People post half-nekkid pictures of themselves, mostly women. With the exception of a few most are of women that have an overblown perception of themselves. They obviously don't look in the mirror before they do their shutterbuggery. One actually posted one with a screed about when she's a grandma her grand chittlin's will tell her what a hotty she was. Sorry honeydew, you aren't. And you certainly won't be when you reach that age. Get over yourself.

Which leads me to anothr thing. Why do guys spend one to two minutes in front of the mirror after they do their deed in the men's room? You should know what the hell you look like by now. It hasn't changed in the past few hours. Did you piss out a tooth or shit out an eyeball? Again, get over yourself.