I Love The Subtle...

...nuances of language and how they relate to sporting events. The lady in the pic is a "professional" pool player. She has HUGE bosoms. I MEAN HUGE. You can't tell from the pic, so trust me. But, ironically, that isn't the nature of this post. It's the language the announcers use. Now you might ask what the hell am I doing watching a nine-ball tournament between two women? Because KJ didn't ask me to go to the lake and drink beer, so I'm pissed.

Anyhow's...they say stuff like "She has a big rack ahead of her"...and..."She needs a big stick now"...and..."She's got both of them on the table now"...and..."You have to respect what she has on her chest at the moment". I could go on, but DAMN, I get the point. I should have stayed in the monastery.