I'm Melting...I'm Melting

SOOO, it's HOT. I spent twenty five fucking years of my life out in the sun, and it's been hotter. So shut the fuck up Al Gore, and all the other global warming nazis. I remember one week, about 19 YEARS AGO, when it was over 100 degrees for the whole damned week. We called it summer. Now we have to find refuge on another planet to save humanity because we're all gonna melt into a puddle of protoplasm? There was no global warming back then. All we wanted was a cold beer. We've become a nation of pussy-asses. It will cool off in a few weeks, as it ALWAYS has, for as long as we can remember. If it ever gets to 100 in January, then my ass might get worried. Until then, get nekkid.